Cock-tail

the presence of virtual wind is misleading as to the true quality of air outdoors
welcome to another hot and humid summer on the east coast
we hope you will kindly sit back, relax, sip a chilled herb cocktail, and...
captain we've lost air pressure in the hold-the people can't breathe and its time to WORK



[it occurred to me that a cocktail is a very odd name for an alcoholic beverage. i mean "cock" "tail"? It reminds me of my first semester anthro prof and his studies of the cock culture in South America. He was fondly (or not so) called "Rock"]